"Give it to me like a drawer that won't close."
It's so sweet when they ask that nicely. 
Jesus Christ, I JUST saw Essence Anchor from Tarkir: Dragonstorm. 
I'm not gonna say anything 'cause I'm sure every joke was made in the first 10 seconds after it was revealed. 
I'm not even going to attach the image. If you want to know what I mean, you can go at see for yourself.
Edit: I mean, "go AND see" for yourself. 
"What if I sloppily fisted a giant lasagna?" - Jonathan Deepdish, inventor of "Chicago-style" "pizza"
What pleases girls completely? 
Still nowhere near as disgusting as pineapple pizza. 
Would actually try.
Image Content Warning: Food, weird
https://kind.social/@cheetah_spottycat@toot.cat/113971791928922275
Minor lewd pun, Majorly CURSED
I haven't been feeling Magic Arena these days so I decided to give Magic Online a try but I dunno, chat. It's a bit challenging to get used to.
Any tips are appreciated.
#MagicTheGathering #MTGA #mtgArena #MTGO #MagicOnline #ChaosGoblin
Remember: ironing is just a scam invented by the ironing companies to sell more ironing. Don't fall for it, comrades.
Never iron your clothes. Smash the patriarchy. Destroy capitalism. 
You ever think about churros?
I just found out that "Gmail" is an anagram of "Ligma."
Now, you will always know it too. Ok, byeeee. 
Sometimes I wish I were an #mtgArena youtuber, just so I could name my channel "Magic: the Gaythering." 
Antwortete Yuriel, Fae Princex 
#YuriRantviews 
Thoughts about movies or series I recently found the focus and motivation to sit and watch
#JustYuriThings
Bits of my weirdness to get to know me
#YoureGettingOldWhen 
Slow, painful realisations that I have one foot in the grave already
#YouKnowThatThingWhere 
Crowd-sourcing for info about something I can't quite remember or understand
#PhraseOfTheDay 
A... phrase I found... that day 
#ChaosGoblin 
Garbage memery.