size does matter, thats why they are an ex now
Verified by the Boss Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!
Never turn down a mint.
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Near is the day when people will stop asking, "Is your hair on purpose?”
Here you fortune cookie message:
"You tendency to criticize ai soon reflect back on you."
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A cat toy Roomba. Cat can play with it but it picks up cat hair & hairballs.
Can even groom the cat.
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Pants inserter. Inserts me into my pants.
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AI tooth brush. Alexa, brush my teeth.
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A garage door opener I can talk to. My neighbors would like a word.
Spend more time with your children.
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"Dad, I've told you before, no antique travel mugs in the space elevator. Remember how you spewed mocha-ccino latte all over that nice lady in the orbital lobby?
Your lucky numbers are 0
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Well. That's a bold choice....
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I can't believe you ate the whole thing.
Antwortete Paco Hope #resist
“Son, all the food in my replicator tastes like vanilla. Can you fix that for me?”
Sorry I'm Nasty #judgementalfortunecookies
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Your mother was right about you.
A fortune? In this economy?
You will come into a large sum of money…or would have, if you’d done a better job of staying in touch with your great-uncle.