stepardo<p>Ja, liebe Bahn. Ich habe ICE bezahlt, damit ich 15Minuten in Elsterwerda rumstehen kann.</p><p>Wtf.</p><p>Das erklärt natürlich wie man auf eine Fahrzeit von 1.5h zwischen Leipzig und Dresden kommen kann.</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a></p>
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Tuxi ⁂Jetzt werde ich doch glatt zu einem firmeninternen Webinar eingeladen, bei dem ich mir sagen lassen soll, wie ich <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=LinkedIn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LinkedIn</span></a> zu meinem "Vorteil" nutzen kann. Ich mein, was soll der Sch***?! Ich nutze nicht einmal LinkedIn und zum anderen sollte sich das Unternehmen auf wirklich wichtige Dinge konzentrieren und nicht auf so einen Schrott. 🤦♂️<br>Also manchmal frage ich mich ja wirklich....<br><a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a>
stepardo<p>OK, "Verspätete Bereitstellung des Zuges".</p><p>Naturkatastrophe. Kann keiner was für.</p><p>Und ich habe mein Bahnbingo schon nach nichtmal 2h Reisezeit.</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahnbingo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahnbingo</span></a></p>
stepardo<p>Der Zug am Nachbargleis ist jetzt schon 140Minuten wegen Bauarbeiten verspätet.</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a></p>
stepardo<p>Die <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/deutschebahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deutschebahn</span></a> legt heute richtig los.</p><p>"Mehrere Wagen fehlen".</p><p>"Es kann zu Verzögerungen bis zu 60Minuten kommen. Grund sind Bauarbeiten".</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a></p>
cyThis is why I don't program in <a href="https://fedicy.us.to?t=rust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#rust</a><br><br><p> 10: core::option::unwrap_failed::hb62b1ad0e5e99b27<br> at <unknown source file>:<unknown line><br> 11: veilid_server::settings::ParsedUrl::with_offset_port::hfa7df81db8616ec2<br> at <unknown source file>:<unknown line><br> 12: veilid_server::settings::Settings::get_core_config_callback::{{closure}}::hcabf8c0dca00b6e9<br> at <unknown source file>:<unknown line><br> 13: veilid_core::veilid_config::VeilidConfig::get_config_key::ha879ecf37522d590<br> at <unknown source file>:<unknown line><br> 14: veilid_core::core_context::VeilidCoreContext::new_with_config_callback::{{closure}}::{{closure}}::h7d53de5f25456f62<br> at <unknown source file>:<unknown line><br> 15: veilid_core::core_context::api_startup::{{closure}}::{{closure}}::h64ae907e08052824<br> at <unknown source file>:<unknown line><br> 16: <tracing::instrument::Instrumented<T> as core::future::future::Future>::poll::hb7fcd4e6915d99b4<br></p><a href="https://fedicy.us.to?t=veilid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#veilid</a> <a href="https://fedicy.us.to?t=fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a><br>
RememberUsAlways<p>Trump will always claim a win in the face of <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a>. <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> claims leaders are ‘kissing my ass’ to make trade deals as <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/tariff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tariff</span></a> onslaught begins.<br>“They are dying to make a deal,” says U.S. president as tariffs come into force.<br><a href="https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-tariffs-leaders-are-kissing-my-ass-to-make-trade-deals/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">politico.eu/article/donald-tru</span><span class="invisible">mp-tariffs-leaders-are-kissing-my-ass-to-make-trade-deals/</span></a></p>
Duncan Blues<p>Merke: Dümmer geht immer! 🤦<br>Return to Office: Sinkende Produktivität und eingeschränkte Dienstleistungen<br>"In Erwartung enormer Produktivitätssteigerungen hat US-Präsident Donald Trump alle Regierungsangestellten in die Büros zurückbeordert. Seitdem herrscht Chaos." - via Golem.de<br><a href="https://www.golem.de/news/return-to-office-sinkende-produktivitaet-und-eingeschraenkte-dienstleistungen-2504-195182.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">golem.de/news/return-to-office</span><span class="invisible">-sinkende-produktivitaet-und-eingeschraenkte-dienstleistungen-2504-195182.html</span></a><br><a href="https://norden.social/tags/BackToOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BackToOffice</span></a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a></p>
Insider UA<p>Коли відповідальна за публікації в соцмережах людина не виспалася:)</p><p>Йдеться про редакцію NV</p><p><a href="https://social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua/tags/journalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>journalism</span></a> <a href="https://social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua/tags/media" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>media</span></a> <a href="https://social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a></p>
Julian D 🏳️🌈 #FBPE #RejoinEU<p>Project 2025: Because nothing says 'freedom' like the government telling educators what they can and can't teach. Orwell would be proud. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AcademicFreedom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AcademicFreedom</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BreakingNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BreakingNews</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/WTF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WTF</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ClownShow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ClownShow</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BigBrainTakes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BigBrainTakes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ICYMI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ICYMI</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Project2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Project2025</span></a><br><a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/06/project-2025-project-esther-university-crackdown-plans-00272750" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">politico.com/news/2025/04/06/p</span><span class="invisible">roject-2025-project-esther-university-crackdown-plans-00272750</span></a></p>
`Da Elf<p>So. LA Weekly, liberal weekly rag like in every mazor city, has CloudFlare checking for "Are You Human" ... On Their RSS Feed page.</p><p>I had to look in the logs to find the 403 (because that was easier than loading the page, which I had to do anyway to find the Actual problem).</p><p>Well, no ... my NextCloud News + AndroidApp and any other reader are, in fact, Not a human behind a browser. Fancy that.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RSS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RSS</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CDN" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDN</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a></p>
𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚗<p><a href="https://cr8r.gg/tags/NeuralNetwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NeuralNetwork</span></a> <a href="https://cr8r.gg/tags/FAIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FAIL</span></a></p><p>Готовя <a href="https://cr8r.gg/@johan/114303961354988875" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">реферат на тему биографии главы отдела вакцин в FDA, доктора Питер Маркса</a>, <a href="https://cr8r.gg/tags/felo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>felo</span></a> в общем и целом, конечно, всё сделала правильно... Но в список источников ВНЕЗАПНО! затесались несколько питерских клиник, вдобавок к ним больницы из других городов, с адресами по ул. Маркса. Но список был бы неполным, если бы туда не вошел непосредственно «Капитал» и пара рецензий на него 🤣</p>
Julian D 🏳️🌈 #FBPE #RejoinEU<p>Over $6 trillion was wiped from Wall Street. But hey, at least Trump's keeping his promise to 'drain the swamp'—of money. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EconomicChaos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EconomicChaos</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BreakingNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BreakingNews</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/WTF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WTF</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ClownShow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ClownShow</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BigBrainTakes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BigBrainTakes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ICYMI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ICYMI</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a> <br><a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2025-04-06/trump-tariffs-are-here-to-stay-video" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">bloomberg.com/news/videos/2025</span><span class="invisible">-04-06/trump-tariffs-are-here-to-stay-video</span></a></p>
stepardo<p>OK. Der Anschlusszug ist auch verspätet.</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahnbingo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahnbingo</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/DB_Bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DB_Bahn</span></a></p>
Niebezpiecznik News<p>Już wiadomo jak dziennikarz znalazł się w tajnej signalowej grupie ekipy Trumpa!</p><p>Okazuje się, że Waltz zapisał numer reaktora naczelnego The Atlantic pod nazwiskiem “Brian Hughes”, a to właśnie Briana chciał dodać do tajnej grupy. Skąd ta pomyłka?</p><p>Jak ustalił The Guardian, kilka miesięcy temu redaktor Jeffrey Goldberg przesłał pytania w sprawie kampanii do sztabu Trumpa. Wiadomość od Jeffreya została odebrana przez Briana, który pracował przy obsłudze kampanii. Brian uznał, że Waltz, również pracujący przy kampanii powinien być świadomy pytań zadanych przez dziennikarza. Dlatego przesłał Waltzowi e-maila od Jeffreya wraz z numerem telefonu Jeffreya. Ale Waltz źle zinterpretował wiadomość i myślał, że numer telefonu należy do Briana, więc tak go sobie zapisał w swoim smartfonie…<br>Aktualnie Brian pracuje w US National Security Council. Podczas koordynacji działań przeciwko Hutim, Waltz chciał go dodać do grupy. I dodał. Ale pod wpisem w książce kontaktowej miał numer redaktora naczelnego The Atlantic, a nie Briana. Kurtyna. <br>Dokładnie taki powód przewidziałem jako jedno z 2 możliwych wyjaśnień tej wpadki w naszej analizie tego incydentu — rzućcie na nią okiem bo zawiera też 3 rzeczy których nie można robić kiedy komunikujecie się przez szyfrowany komunikator (dowolny, nie tylko Signal):</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/BrianHughes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BrianHughes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/DonaldTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonaldTrump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/JeffreyGoldberg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JeffreyGoldberg</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/Signal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Signal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.com.pl/tags/Waltz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Waltz</span></a></p><p><a href="https://niebezpiecznik.pl/post/juz-wiadomo-jak-dziennikarz-znalazl-sie-w-tajnej-signalowej-grupie-ekipy-trumpa/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">niebezpiecznik.pl/post/juz-wia</span><span class="invisible">domo-jak-dziennikarz-znalazl-sie-w-tajnej-signalowej-grupie-ekipy-trumpa/</span></a></p>
Calishat<p><a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/CustomerService" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CustomerService</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> </p><p>'The conversation started with a fairly simple question as the chatbot asked Paddy to tell it where he was flying. The chatbot then suggested that Paddy either type the city or airport code – such as London or LHR for London Heathrow.</p><p>Paddy replied with LHR, but having just given this airport code as its primary example, the chatbot couldn’t understand what Paddy meant.'</p><p><a href="https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2025/04/07/the-british-airways-customer-service-chatbot-is-so-bad-it-doesnt-even-know-where-the-airline-is-based/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">paddleyourownkanoo.com/2025/04</span><span class="invisible">/07/the-british-airways-customer-service-chatbot-is-so-bad-it-doesnt-even-know-where-the-airline-is-based/</span></a></p>
stepardo<p>Es wird besser. Schon direkt nach dem Losfahren direkt mal 7 Minuten Verspätung wegen "Bauarbeiten" und "Verkehrsaufkommen".</p><p>Alter.</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/db" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>db</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/DB_Bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DB_Bahn</span></a></p>
stepardo<p>Ja, geil. Großstörung. Da waren die 60 Minuten Umsteigezeiten doch wieder zu optimistisch.</p><p><a href="https://dresden.network/tags/bahn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bahn</span></a> <a href="https://dresden.network/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a></p>
Wuzzy<p>Anyone who calls the International <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/Asexuality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Asexuality</span></a> Day a "fake oppression day" has NO idea what the fuck they’re talking about. It’s embarrassing.</p><p>And SMUG those weirdos are. "lol you're not murdered in the streets so it doesn't count". 🙄</p><p>It would be funny, if it weren’t so sad. We just want to tell the world it's OKAY to be <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/asexual" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>asexual</span></a>, to educate people.</p><p>Discrimination is still real tho, I just cited scientific data. I guess that doesn’t count either then? 🤡 </p><p>Weirdos.</p><p><a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/IAD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IAD</span></a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/FAIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FAIL</span></a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/bigotry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bigotry</span></a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/ace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ace</span></a></p>
gyptazy<p>Oops! The MXP01 (Italy) peer had some fuck ups, followed by some insane traffic f*ckups at 3AM & 6AM on the other instances.</p><p>Rule Nr. 1: Even changing a single character can result in f*ckups. Always test!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/devops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>devops</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/bgp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bgp</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/peering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>peering</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/ipv6" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ipv6</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/traffic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>traffic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/network" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>network</span></a></p>
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