The mother turned 'round
For a soap off the rack
She was only a moment
But when she turned back
Her country had gone
And in anguish she cried,
Oh, where has my country gone?"
The angels replied...
Oh...
Your...
Country has gone down the plug hole
Oh, your country has gone down the plug
The poor little thing
Was fascistic from spin
It should have been washed in a jug
In a jug...