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Ma'am, it's time to find a new job. :/ #Monsterdon
"Welp, that's my lunch taken care of..." #Monsterdon
Don't mind me, dear, I'm just setting myself up to get eaten! #Monsterdon
"I happen to be Leonora's husband."
For the moment, anyway. #Monsterdon
"You were instructed to come alone!"
And given how loving and open and honest I've been with you, I can't IMAGINE why you didn't! #Monsterdon
Frau BLUCHER! #Monsterdon
Put on your flimsiest negligee and come talk to uncle Dracula! #Monsterdon
Ugh, the worst part of these gothic castle movies is always the taxidermy :/ #Monsterdon
Her husband's already got the craving for raw warm flesh, uncle #Monsterdon
No GO, girl, run around in the forest in a thin nightdress like a goth princess should! #Monsterdon
Ten points for the stagehand who threw the stuffed leopard at him. #Monsterdon
"What happened last night? Why the glasses?"
Future's so bright I gotta wear shades, man. #Monsterdon
"I became like a savage animal!"
I ate three whole peanuts, I was out of control! #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah you're a werewolf, c'mon honey let's get the goooood drugs out! #Monsterdon
"Be a good girl-"
Kill! KILL!! #Monsterdon
How can he NOT HEAR THE CAT, that's the LOUDEST feline I've ever HEARD #Monsterdon
Hey, y'think this film will have a Werewolf Break? :D #Monsterdon
"Your uncle imagined his soul entered the body of a leopard!"
When we know full well his soul was found in the combination washer-dryer. #Monsterdon
Oh we are DEEP in '50s manliness here aren't we. #Monsterdon
This psychologist keeps putting his hands on her, I think he needs to get eaten. #Monsterdon
Heh, I think a scene just spilled all over itself there :P #Monsterdon
"But surely my wife, as a leopard, wouldn't eat MY face!" #Monsterdon
"I'd like to offer my deepest sympathies,"
But really it was too funny. We all laughed *so hard,* it was hilarious. #Monsterdon
"It's not MY fault I was shtupping your husband!" #Monsterdon
"I'm gonna take you to London tomorrow."
It's the '50s, so I'm not going to ask your opinion about the matter. #Monsterdon
So... WHY does she love this guy again? :/ #Monsterdon
Here we go, a little Gabapentin and we'll be ready to see the vet :D #Monsterdon
Not since the Wasp Woman has there been such a transformation! #Monsterdon
"Had yourself quite a night!"
Fuck off, dude. What a dick. #Monsterdon
"Last night I was an animal!"
I was an aardvark! An anteater! I spent a fortnight in Paris as a wombat! #Monsterdon
I think she'd have been fine if they'd just rolled a pumpkin stuffed with raw ground beef into her room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon
"Kill! KILL!! KILL!!!!"
Yes DEAR, I'm DOING IT dear! #Monsterdon
"In the evening we'll be -- HAVE! We'll HAVE dinner!" #Monsterdon
NO, DO NOT, you'll spoil your supper. #Monsterdon
"No bad moments?"
Well I said something weird about velvet and I'm drooling over your canary, but otherwise things are fine. #Monsterdon
Dorothy walks down the street, passes two Draculas, Blacula, an H-Man... #Monsterdon
"I decided to come after all."
I've decided I'd like to be a FRIEND of Dorothy :3 #Monsterdon
Man, she's got all the directional sense of the cast of C.H.U.D. >_> #Monsterdon
"Is that you Leonora!?"
Well, that's an interesting question actually. #Monsterdon
And THAT is why you keep your cats indoors. :/ #Monsterdon
"Doctor, can you come here a moment?"
One sec, disembodied voice! #Monsterdon
The cops are going to CLEAN HIS CAR FOR HIM!?!?
HOLY *FUCK* these pigs #Monsterdon
"We've got reason to suspect you murdered a woman, but what the hell you're a white man we'll just call it good. Car wash, doctor? Have a nice night!"
Christ #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe i think the cops are cleaning his car (also returning it) because he's an affluent and potentially influential guy... it has a distinct 'exchange of favors' feel to it
@lytta Does, doesn't it? I get the feeling the doctor's gonna be making out a few custom confinement orders for London's finest over there >_> #Monsterdon
